Tips on How to Exercise your Right to Act Like a Kid

So you’re twenty-three like me but still can’t stop your self from thinking like you’re a grade school kid? Hmmm, no problem. Follow these tips below, and I’m sure you’re gonna be feeling like you’re young, say only seven years old:
1. Watch cartoons. Enough of those DVD porn collections, okay? Better watch Cartoon network, Nickelodeon [...]

Things I Must Do Before I Die (Part I)

1. Put up my own business
2. Have my own car preferably Accent CDRi in maroon onyx
3. Take up Law at UP Diliman
4. Serve our country(wo)men
5. Make history in our country.
6. Build a foundation for the poor
7. Have sex with 15 girls before I marry – 4 girls down, 11 more to go.
8. Have sex in [...]